The Gravy Train

If you're aboard the 15:20 Derby to Nottingham train today, the get ready to enjoy some hot, delicious gravy. Clarence Blenkinsop of Kirk Langley will be once again wheeling his tureen of gravy down the carriages of the train, offering cups of the hot beverage to all aboard. If you've got foodstuffs to hand then even better! Whether it be a full roast dinner, or just a packet of wine gums, he'll happily ladle a generous portion for you, even if you don't want him to. Clarence says that he usually gets at least a couple of stops down the line before being forcibly removed by train officials, and would like to inform us that the unfortunate scalding incident that occurred on a previous trip was a one-off, and that the woman's legs have healed with only minimal scarring.