The death of millions of bees from Colony Collapse Disorder is a potential ecological disaster. Why not try and avert the end of civilisation as we know it by cloning your own bees. In order to do this you will need the following:
1) A bee (living is best), but an old dead one from a spider's web in the shed will suffice.
2) A laboratory. If you don't have one of these, then it might be possible to use your kitchen.
3) Extensive scientific knowlege on the practical application of cloning techniques. If these skills are absent, you'll have to just fudge it.
Once you're set, simply clone millions of bees. Remember not to release then now though, as it's February and they'll die from the cold.
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