Mrs Margaret Rosemoth of Leatherhead, Surrey, will be hosting one of her surprise dinner parties at her home this evening. Amongst the usual welcoming surroundings, attractive people, and informal conversation, Margaret has secreted small quantities of raw chicken, undercooked pork and spoiled fish into the hors d'oeuvres, and will serve dessert with creme fraiche four days past it's use-by date.
Imagine the surprise when you get time off work due to the subsequent vomiting and diarrhea brought on by the unhygenic food you've consumed.
Mrs Rosemoth says that people should make the most of tonights' event as it may well be the last if those rude people from the environmental helth department hold true to their increasing correspondence.
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