Massive Shit Sale

Barking's Menswear in Macclesfield, Cheshire, is holding it's traditional January Shit Sale today. There will be a huge number to choose from, including formal, business and casual shits in a range of colours and sizes. Joshua Barker, the proprietor, is hoping that there will be no recurrence of last year's misfortune, when a practical joker ruined his promotional literature, and threatened to "kick the shirt" out of anyone attempting such mischief.