Leek leek leak

Mr and Mrs Roger Campbell-Botsford are calling on volunteers to join them in a grand experiment in the Staffordshire town of Leek today. They intend to break the world record for the number of people urinating, or "taking a leak", on the popular member of the alium vegetable family, and symbol of Welshness, the leek, while located within the boundaries of the town of Leek. In order to ensure they have enough leeks to break the record, they have bought the entire stock from a local greengrocers, no less that fourteen of the vegetables, which is at least fourteen times as many as the current record. If you want to help them in the attempt, or just like the idea of pissing on vegetables, head off to Staffordshire today.